Thursday, 15 July 2010

Goodbye - don't let the barn door hit you on your way out

Emile Heskey has announced his retirement from international football. The subordinate clause that none of the media outlets were cruel enough to add, would have read...

in order to concentrate on his career in Aston Villa's reserves.

I suspect a few more will follow him into the lucrative wilderness that is life after the England team, as opposed of course to the lucrative wilderness that is life in the England team. It can't happen too soon as far as I'm concerned.

One rumour today is that David James will be leaving football altogether: he may be joining Celtic. Boom tish.

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