I would like to record for posterity the wit and ingenuity of my work colleagues. Although rarely seen in action outside the confines of the 4th floor, it does exist. In the gents' toilets at least.
In each cubicle, to counteract unfortunate flooding incidents, is a sign reading...
DO NOT USE HAND TOWELS AS TOILET PAPER
THEY DO NOT GO AROUND THE BEND
A few weeks ago now, someone tore a section from one of the signs...
DO NOT USE HANDS AS TOILET PAPER
THEY DO NOT GO AROUND THE BEND
Fair point, well made. But since then someone (perhaps finding the dispenser empty and wanting to heed the advice above) has removed a much larger section...
DO NOT TOIL
GO AROUND THE BEND
Well, they do say many problems are solved whilst seated.
