First things first, I'd like to wish a Happy New Year to both my readers.
Today, like Curtis Stigers, I've been doing a lot of wondering why. Here are a few of the things I've been wondering...
Why people think the stairs at London Bridge station in rush hour are a suitable place for a friendly natter.
Why any man would consider even for a second that jeans with elasticated bottoms could be a fashion worth adopting.
Why Ruth Jones has gone blonde for her new TV series.
Why the Shard was built.
Why Essex is The Only Way and why no one has yet thought of another way.
Why the brunette who I used to see on the train every day is no longer there to brighten up my evenings.
Why my front door lock is working perfectly again now the weather is milder, after keeping me outside for five freezing minutes at the weekend.
Why trains on the northern branch of the Kent Coast line take 10 minutes longer on the journey out of London than the journey in; and apparently take longer than they did before the Second World War.
Why I wasted three minutes of my life trying to recognise the participants of "Celebrity" Big Brother last night.
Why mango smells like cat urine.
Answers on a postcard please, or failing that the comments section at the bottom.
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